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Stranger: hi asl
You: hi rather not Stranger: u m or f You: both Stranger: bf n gf yh ???????? You: uhh..... sure Stranger: r u gunna fuck You: fuck what? Stranger: each other You: uhh by both i meant im a hermaphrodite You: not 2 seperate people Stranger: oh kool You: yep. Stranger: so u got cock or cunt You: both Stranger: u eva fuck ursel Stranger: urself You: ive tried Stranger: worked You: nope. Stranger: hw old r u You: 17 Stranger: where u frm Stranger: ill fuck u if ur close to me You: england Stranger: south north or wt You: south Stranger: im from southampton You: how lovely for you. Stranger: where u from You: titsbury Stranger: where tht You: down your mums top. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: HI Stranger: we are not friends anymore! Stranger: I can't forgive you this time! You: O NO... WHAT HAVE I DONE???? Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! You: umm.... Stranger: last friday! ring any bells??? You: NOOOOOOOOOOO... I DIDNT MEAN IT Stranger: that;s what you said last time! and then you did it again! Stranger: how could you? You know how I feel about Mr. Sprinkles You: Mr Sprinkles? No you are mistaken? Stranger: I am not mistaken, I know what I saw You: Ew you saw it??? Stranger: Honey, the whole town saw it Stranger: your brother taped it and forwarded it to everyone You: Dude that wasn't my brother... Stranger: then..then who was it? You: You know exactly who it was... Stranger: ... the janitor? You: nope... Stranger: the homeless guy who lives outside of walmart? You: no... it was your mother... Stranger: WHAT? Stranger: why was my mother there?! Stranger: What did you do to her, you pervert? You: EW... she was the one taping it... Stranger: you let her tape it?! Stranger: god! everyone is against me! noooooo You: actually she was hiding in the bushes... Stranger: then how do you know it was her and not the homeless man? They look an awful lot alike, you know! You: thats not very nice to your mother now is it??? You: or the homeless guy actually... Stranger: the homeless guy.. definitely Stranger: you were the one doing obscene things in public! you have no moral high ground here You: Obscene!? Whats Obscene about feeding ducks ??? Stranger: YOU WEREN'T WEARING ANY GLOVES!! You: Thats coz the bread felt really good... Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA Stranger: that really made me lol Stranger: nice job This is a conversationI had with someone interested in *cyber roleplay.* Pretty
normal for this website, but there's a catch... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: looking for horny Female to roleplay cyber You: HOW LOVELY FOR YOU Stranger: asl? You: 17/F/USA Stranger: 17/M/Poland Stranger: how about a roleplay in which we're sibling? You: EW You: SERIOUSLY? Stranger: why not? ;> You: YOU'D ENJOY SHAGGING YOU'RE OWN SISTER? (HYPOTHETICALLY) Stranger: step one :) Stranger: not real ones Stranger: let's say our parents met and we're step-sister and bro Stranger: I'm sporty, dark brown hair You: fun.... Stranger: we're lone home Stranger: I'm reading a book in my room, with slightly open door, so you can peek inside Stranger: dressed only in boxers Stranger: laying on the bed face down You: i thought you were reading a book? Stranger: yeah Stranger: reading a book layiing on stomach Stranger: you know You: how can you be face down and reading a book at the same time? Stranger: well used a bad word Stranger: you know what i mean Stranger: laying on stomach, resting head on hands and book laying open on bed Stranger: and reading it You: what book is it? Stranger: let's say something entertaining Stranger: but intelligent Stranger: like Pratchett Stranger: so? You: i don't really like pratchett... Stranger: will you come in or sneak inside or anything_ Stranger: _ Stranger: ? You: well... i'd walk in and punch you for being a incestual perv... Your conversational partner has disconnected. *****************************************************************************************
You: I'm an old man here. Quite sweaty too. Stranger: how might i help you sir You: Get a nice soapy sponge, and give me a good rubbing down. Stranger: sir i cant do that You: Why? :( Stranger: because i dont want to You: But i am unable to reach every part of my body! You: I have nobody to help me! Stranger: well sir i can give you a back brush You: Not good enough. I shall look elsewhere for better service. Goodbye! ***************************************************************************************** You: Try twisting the banana peel in a circular motion around the penis Stranger: WHAT'S THE OUTCOME? You: EXCELLENT FUNTIMES Stranger: BUT BANANAS HAVE GERMS You: SO DOES YOUR MUM Stranger: WHAT IF U DON'T HAVE A PENIS? You: THEN YOU BUY ONE Stranger: HOW AVAILABLE IS THAT? You: VERY. Stranger: EVEN IN THE COUNTRYSIDE? You: THEY COST FROM ROUND $1,200 You: YES Stranger: CAN I ORDER VIA INTERNET? You: NO, YOU HAVE TO GO TO A CHURCH, ASK THE PRIEST IF YOU CAN BUY A PENIS. You: HE WILL FIT YOU WITH ONE FROM A DECEASED HUMAN BEING. Stranger: ISN'T THAT AGAINS THE NATURE? You: NO, NOT THESE DAYS Stranger: WHAT ABOUT DOGS'? You: NOBODY WANTS A DOG'S PENIS You: TOO SMALL Stranger: OK, DUCKS'? You: NO, NOT WORTH THE HASSLE Stranger: OH FINE, THE LAST AND UNPLEASANT APPEAL: DONKEYS? You: YES, DEFINITELY. ALSO, YOU MAY WISH TO BUY A FAKE ONE: http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solutions/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=1072 Stranger: I STICK TO THE NATURE ***************************************************************************************** Stranger: hi You: HORNEH? Stranger: asl You: HORNY. HORNY AND HORNY ***************************************************************************************** Stranger: hi You: BOH YES. Stranger: lol Stranger: ok You: It's me! You: Cheryl! Stranger: hi cheryl Stranger: long time You: I knooow, i ant seen yew in like aaages! Stranger: I know. wat have you been up 2? You: I've been singing, i been dumping my husband and dating a blacker guy! Stranger: ok. and howz that going? You: It's gooen amaaazin' thank yew! Stranger: miss your husband or the black dude is doing the trick You: hows et gooin for yew then? You: my new boyfriend is Will.I.am, so yeh he's doing me greeat! Stranger: I'm good. Work is good. but it could be better You: Awh, im sure itll get better for yas later Stranger: It will. Stranger: so whoz this will-I -am character? Stranger: bep? You: Well, after dumping Ashley (he cheated on me), i got a bit friendleh with Will! I worked with him for one of mah singles! He's a great lad, and a greeat lova!! Stranger: sweet! and what's your single? You: it's called Heartbreaker! Stranger: Mariah carey Stranger: sing that You: Ooh i donn't know yet... Stranger: how old are you Stranger: I can tell your from the uk. Stranger: I doesn't matter tho. Your conversational partner has disconnected. ***************************************************************************************** You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hii You: HEYA BABES# Stranger: asl? :)) You: 68. MAN. YOUR MOTHER You: YOU LIKEY? You: BUTSEKS???? Stranger: I do :)) You: ASL? Stranger: 16 f usa :) You: THAT'S QUITE WORRYING CONSIDERING I AM AN OLD MAN Stranger: I like older men :))) You: I LOVE YOUNG GIRLS Stranger: Thats good :)) ***************************************************************************************** So this is my favourite conversation at the moment, it's very long but worth it! I ran into a perv on Omegle so decided to make the most out of his strangeness...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: FEMALE 15 ENGLAND You: YOU? Stranger: 18 m aussie Stranger: im jenson Stranger: and u ? You: IM YOUR MUMS HAIRY MINGE Stranger: okay Stranger: so wat brings u to omegle ? You: I HAVE NO FRIENDS Stranger: i can b one Stranger: can v be frnds? You: IF IT INVOLVES SEX THEN YES Stranger: so fast ? You: YES You: IM GAGGING FOR IT Stranger: so ur hungary for satisfaction Stranger: i'd luv to satisfy u baby You: First of all, i am not a small European country, second, learn to spell, third omg what is wrong with you, you're eighteen and on omegle saying "i'd luv to satisfy u baby" to a fifteen year old? Thats sick, seek mental help. Even better, buy a gun, blow your brains out. Go back to World of Warcraft. Faggot. Stranger: hey chill Stranger: u only said that ur desperate for sex You: You called me a small european country, that doesn't mean i am one. Stranger: i didnt say anything like this miss You: "so ur HUNGARY for satisfaction" google it, also google paedophile...then IQ test. You: You'll be lucky to get more than six on that last one. Stranger: i meant hungry Stranger: cant v chat normally ? You: Hmm, yes, I'm sure your friends would be really impressed to find out you want to give 15 year olds satisfaction. That's if you have any, which I doubt you do. Stranger: take a chill Stranger: wats the big deal abt it ? Stranger: everyone does sex Stranger: v r born bcoz of sex Stranger: wats the reason to be ashamed abt it ? Stranger: y r u getting so hyper abt it ? You: Be that as it is, not many people desire sex with underage girls, last time i checked Australia is nowhere near Texas. You: Oh and also, because its illegal. Stranger: no one cares Stranger: all these things happen You: I'm sure the guys in prison would care when they're beating the shit out of you and probably fucking you in the ass. They don't tend to like baby fuckers. Stranger: hey plz chill Stranger: can v chat normally plz ? You: No, i want you to stab yourself in the heart. Then i'll consider it. Stranger: plz do it You: Do what, you? In your dreams you sick fuck. Stranger: go to hell u small bitch You: No, you go to hell with your small cock. That would only "satisfy" underage children. Stranger: its a big one Stranger: 8inch Stranger: it wont fit in yor ass You: Aww you poor thing, isn't that a shame for you? That you can't fit it into children's assholes. You must be pissed. Stranger: my dick is so big that yor ass cant take it You: Yeah that's why you're getting so pissed off. Calm down paedo. Stranger: if u go on bed with me, il insert it forcibly Stranger: then u'll bleed n moan You: Lush. You sure know how to sweet talk a girl into bed. Stranger: so r u interested sweetie ? You: Sure, what's your address? Stranger: melbourne aussie You: Oh I think I have an aunt that lives there. You: I usually go up in the olidays. You: holidays, even. Stranger: lets meet and hav fun Stranger: many exotic beaches here You: I'd quite like sex on the beach. Stranger: sex on beach at nite........wat say ? You: Sounds nice. You: No one to hear me scream. Because I'm only 15. Stranger: u wudnt need to scream You: Umm, I think I might seeing as you'd technically be raping me. Or maybe not because your cock is so small, either way. Stranger: dont u wana get down with me..... y wud i rape u ? You: Because having sex with someone underage is always rape. Stranger: cant v stop getting into arguments ? Stranger: u wana join me at yahoo ? Stranger: i can show my pic to u You: I'm alright thanks, I'm not really into nerds with small penises. Stranger: my penis is damn 8 inch Stranger: a normal size is 6-7 inch Stranger: those who say its 11 or so are liars Stranger: rarely men hav 11+ penis You: Yes but lets be honest, if you really are 18 with an 8 inch penis then you wouldn't be sat on omegle chatting to little girls, you'd be out with your mates or having sex. Unless you're really ugly. Stranger: im not really here for sex Stranger: jus came to chat casually You: .......So you are ugly then. Stranger: y dont u see my pic You: I'm quite happy with my eyesight how it is thanks. Stranger: show ur pic..........r u too beautiful ? Stranger: wat hapnd now ? You: Go die. Stranger: mail it Stranger: *censored*@gmail.com You: Naked? Stranger: no a normal pic You: But I though you were a child predator? You: Thought Stranger: can u stop it now ? Stranger: im online at yahoo Stranger: cm join me lets chat der You: What, so we can have wild sexy times over the internet? Stranger: wat do u mean ? You: Well whatever it is you sad people do seeing as you're too ugly or fat to go outside and meet real people. Stranger: plz join me at yahoo Stranger: lets chat der Stranger: *censored*@yahoo.com Stranger: u cuming ? You: No thanks, I'm 15. Stranger: hey plz wana chat normally Stranger: plz cum You: I don't really want to cum for you to be honest. Stranger: plzz cumon You: I DON'T WANT TO CUM ON YOU YOU SICKO Stranger: im waitinf for u You: Stop trying to make me do things I don't want to do, you're scaring me. You: Don't make me call the police, you told me where you live and they don't like paedos. Stranger: u've chatted so long with me......... Stranger: u must hav found sumthin interesting Stranger: so y dont u cum plz You: It's quite amusing speaking to you yes, paedos are like a lower life form, like slugs or cacti. Stranger: watever u say........cum on yahoo You: Don't talk to me about your yahoo, I don't wanna know what your name for it is. Stranger: trust me for once.......lets chat on yahoo Stranger: and ur welcum to talk the same negative stuff abt me der You: No thanks. Stranger: plz plz plz Stranger: hav sum mercy You: What for, your pitifully sized cashew penis? Stranger: even if its small, wich it is not..............it wud be okay for u as ur jus 15 You: So in other words it's small then. Stranger: no it is not small You: Ok then. Small penis. Stranger: plz cum Stranger: y u being so stubborn ? You: Because I don't want to have sex with you. You: Do you even know what a paedophile is? Stranger: i wana see u Stranger: is that possible Stranger: u can show yor pic thru chat window itself You: Why, do you want to wank over it? Stranger: yes You: Eww Stranger: im feeling horny Stranger: plz cum fast You: Fuck off will you You: You do realise you're a kiddy fiddler? Stranger: ok i am You: Don't you think that's sick? You: That you want to have sex with children who can't fight back? Stranger: i kno its bad but cant help it You: Oh whatever, just because you can't get with someone your own age. Stranger: join me at yahoo Stranger: can u plzzzzzzz ? You: Why? Stranger: its great chattin der Stranger: also wana show my pic Stranger: also wana see ur pic You: Right, well I'm going now. Hope you get caught. Stranger: do u watch porn ? You: Just so you know, all of these conversations are saved and read by the makers of this website. So you probably will get caught. Stranger: watch porn ? You: Just fuck off and get a life. You have disconnected. *****************************************************************************************
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hii... Stranger: gay? You: nope... Your conversational partner has disconnected. ***************************************************************************************** Emma 26 May at 19:52 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HEy You: hii You: OMG Stranger: YES? You: I JUST SAW SOMETHING... Stranger: OMG OMG OMG Stranger: WHAT? You: SOMETHING SCARY... Stranger: OMG OMG OMG HOW SCARY You: LIKE AS SCARY AS IF A SPIDER AND A SNAKE JUMPED ON YOUR FACE AT THE SAME TIME You: IN THE DARK!!!!1 Stranger: Sounds like a loooooooooooooooooong story You: no no no... I JUST SAW IT... You: ITS A THING BUT I CANT QUITE MAKE IT OUT Stranger: turn the light on? You: I THINK ITS... You: I THINK You: ITS YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 Stranger: didnt see that coming :/ You: lol im jk,,, You: i like to annoy people... You: my friend normally comes on here pretending to be an old man... who very sweaty... ***************************************************************************************** Emma 08 June at 19:10 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Are you older than 30? Stranger: yes Stranger: 40 Stranger: why You: I like old people Stranger: me tooo :)))) Stranger: how old r u' You: 18 You: but I still like old people ;) Stranger: i like young pussy :))) You: ew You: I prefer dogs You: much more loyal.. You: :) Stranger: i think we should date ;D You: where are you from? Stranger: florida You: whereabouts? Stranger: Ocala You: No way Stranger: yes way! Stranger: where you from? Stranger: ? You: Gainseville You: ;) Stranger: in florida Stranger: ? You: http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=Florida+Map&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq&hnear=Florida%2C+USA&gl=uk&ei=JoQOTKCKJsKN4gb2kYDLDA&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CBoQ8gEwAA You: Map Stranger: holy ballsack we are close You: yeah... I know ;) Stranger: WE SHOULD MEET UP SOMEWHERE You: ok... You: except... You: are you really 40? Stranger: NO MORE LIKE 39 You: ok... but have you got a picture or something... ;) Stranger: one second Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/CENSORED Stranger: HELLO You: hii Stranger: look at me? :)) You: is that your kid? Stranger: no my sisters You have disconnected. ***************************************************************************************** You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: OMG LOOK BEHIND YOU Stranger: asl? You: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU NOT SEE IT???? Stranger: yes Stranger: its a wall You: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE??? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ***************************************************************************************** You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: PENIS Stranger: Hola Stranger: Me gusta mucho You: PENIS Stranger: Tu eres un nino You: PENIS Stranger: Yo tambien senor You: PENIS Stranger: Te gusta la pepino? You: PENIS Stranger: Sii muy bien You: PENIS Stranger: Tu eres loco You: PENIS Stranger: Pone el pepino en mi china You: PENIS Stranger: Sii te gusta PENIS? You: PENIS You: PENIS Stranger: Adios senor Your conversational partner has disconnected. ***************************************************************************************** |
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