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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hii... Stranger: gay? You: nope... Your conversational partner has disconnected. ***************************************************************************************** Emma 26 May at 19:52 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HEy You: hii You: OMG Stranger: YES? You: I JUST SAW SOMETHING... Stranger: OMG OMG OMG Stranger: WHAT? You: SOMETHING SCARY... Stranger: OMG OMG OMG HOW SCARY You: LIKE AS SCARY AS IF A SPIDER AND A SNAKE JUMPED ON YOUR FACE AT THE SAME TIME You: IN THE DARK!!!!1 Stranger: Sounds like a loooooooooooooooooong story You: no no no... I JUST SAW IT... You: ITS A THING BUT I CANT QUITE MAKE IT OUT Stranger: turn the light on? You: I THINK ITS... You: I THINK You: ITS YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 Stranger: didnt see that coming :/ You: lol im jk,,, You: i like to annoy people... You: my friend normally comes on here pretending to be an old man... who very sweaty... ***************************************************************************************** Emma 08 June at 19:10 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Are you older than 30? Stranger: yes Stranger: 40 Stranger: why You: I like old people Stranger: me tooo :)))) Stranger: how old r u' You: 18 You: but I still like old people ;) Stranger: i like young pussy :))) You: ew You: I prefer dogs You: much more loyal.. You: :) Stranger: i think we should date ;D You: where are you from? Stranger: florida You: whereabouts? Stranger: Ocala You: No way Stranger: yes way! Stranger: where you from? Stranger: ? You: Gainseville You: ;) Stranger: in florida Stranger: ? You: http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=Florida+Map&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq&hnear=Florida%2C+USA&gl=uk&ei=JoQOTKCKJsKN4gb2kYDLDA&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CBoQ8gEwAA You: Map Stranger: holy ballsack we are close You: yeah... I know ;) Stranger: WE SHOULD MEET UP SOMEWHERE You: ok... You: except... You: are you really 40? Stranger: NO MORE LIKE 39 You: ok... but have you got a picture or something... ;) Stranger: one second Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/CENSORED Stranger: HELLO You: hii Stranger: look at me? :)) You: is that your kid? Stranger: no my sisters You have disconnected. ***************************************************************************************** You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: OMG LOOK BEHIND YOU Stranger: asl? You: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU NOT SEE IT???? Stranger: yes Stranger: its a wall You: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE??? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ***************************************************************************************** You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: PENIS Stranger: Hola Stranger: Me gusta mucho You: PENIS Stranger: Tu eres un nino You: PENIS Stranger: Yo tambien senor You: PENIS Stranger: Te gusta la pepino? You: PENIS Stranger: Sii muy bien You: PENIS Stranger: Tu eres loco You: PENIS Stranger: Pone el pepino en mi china You: PENIS Stranger: Sii te gusta PENIS? You: PENIS You: PENIS Stranger: Adios senor Your conversational partner has disconnected. *****************************************************************************************
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