So this is my favourite conversation at the moment, it's very long but worth it! I ran into a perv on Omegle so decided to make the most out of his strangeness...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: FEMALE 15 ENGLAND You: YOU? Stranger: 18 m aussie Stranger: im jenson Stranger: and u ? You: IM YOUR MUMS HAIRY MINGE Stranger: okay Stranger: so wat brings u to omegle ? You: I HAVE NO FRIENDS Stranger: i can b one Stranger: can v be frnds? You: IF IT INVOLVES SEX THEN YES Stranger: so fast ? You: YES You: IM GAGGING FOR IT Stranger: so ur hungary for satisfaction Stranger: i'd luv to satisfy u baby You: First of all, i am not a small European country, second, learn to spell, third omg what is wrong with you, you're eighteen and on omegle saying "i'd luv to satisfy u baby" to a fifteen year old? Thats sick, seek mental help. Even better, buy a gun, blow your brains out. Go back to World of Warcraft. Faggot. Stranger: hey chill Stranger: u only said that ur desperate for sex You: You called me a small european country, that doesn't mean i am one. Stranger: i didnt say anything like this miss You: "so ur HUNGARY for satisfaction" google it, also google paedophile...then IQ test. You: You'll be lucky to get more than six on that last one. Stranger: i meant hungry Stranger: cant v chat normally ? You: Hmm, yes, I'm sure your friends would be really impressed to find out you want to give 15 year olds satisfaction. That's if you have any, which I doubt you do. Stranger: take a chill Stranger: wats the big deal abt it ? Stranger: everyone does sex Stranger: v r born bcoz of sex Stranger: wats the reason to be ashamed abt it ? Stranger: y r u getting so hyper abt it ? You: Be that as it is, not many people desire sex with underage girls, last time i checked Australia is nowhere near Texas. You: Oh and also, because its illegal. Stranger: no one cares Stranger: all these things happen You: I'm sure the guys in prison would care when they're beating the shit out of you and probably fucking you in the ass. They don't tend to like baby fuckers. Stranger: hey plz chill Stranger: can v chat normally plz ? You: No, i want you to stab yourself in the heart. Then i'll consider it. Stranger: plz do it You: Do what, you? In your dreams you sick fuck. Stranger: go to hell u small bitch You: No, you go to hell with your small cock. That would only "satisfy" underage children. Stranger: its a big one Stranger: 8inch Stranger: it wont fit in yor ass You: Aww you poor thing, isn't that a shame for you? That you can't fit it into children's assholes. You must be pissed. Stranger: my dick is so big that yor ass cant take it You: Yeah that's why you're getting so pissed off. Calm down paedo. Stranger: if u go on bed with me, il insert it forcibly Stranger: then u'll bleed n moan You: Lush. You sure know how to sweet talk a girl into bed. Stranger: so r u interested sweetie ? You: Sure, what's your address? Stranger: melbourne aussie You: Oh I think I have an aunt that lives there. You: I usually go up in the olidays. You: holidays, even. Stranger: lets meet and hav fun Stranger: many exotic beaches here You: I'd quite like sex on the beach. Stranger: sex on beach at nite........wat say ? You: Sounds nice. You: No one to hear me scream. Because I'm only 15. Stranger: u wudnt need to scream You: Umm, I think I might seeing as you'd technically be raping me. Or maybe not because your cock is so small, either way. Stranger: dont u wana get down with me..... y wud i rape u ? You: Because having sex with someone underage is always rape. Stranger: cant v stop getting into arguments ? Stranger: u wana join me at yahoo ? Stranger: i can show my pic to u You: I'm alright thanks, I'm not really into nerds with small penises. Stranger: my penis is damn 8 inch Stranger: a normal size is 6-7 inch Stranger: those who say its 11 or so are liars Stranger: rarely men hav 11+ penis You: Yes but lets be honest, if you really are 18 with an 8 inch penis then you wouldn't be sat on omegle chatting to little girls, you'd be out with your mates or having sex. Unless you're really ugly. Stranger: im not really here for sex Stranger: jus came to chat casually You: .......So you are ugly then. Stranger: y dont u see my pic You: I'm quite happy with my eyesight how it is thanks. Stranger: show ur pic..........r u too beautiful ? Stranger: wat hapnd now ? You: Go die. Stranger: mail it Stranger: *censored*@gmail.com You: Naked? Stranger: no a normal pic You: But I though you were a child predator? You: Thought Stranger: can u stop it now ? Stranger: im online at yahoo Stranger: cm join me lets chat der You: What, so we can have wild sexy times over the internet? Stranger: wat do u mean ? You: Well whatever it is you sad people do seeing as you're too ugly or fat to go outside and meet real people. Stranger: plz join me at yahoo Stranger: lets chat der Stranger: *censored*@yahoo.com Stranger: u cuming ? You: No thanks, I'm 15. Stranger: hey plz wana chat normally Stranger: plz cum You: I don't really want to cum for you to be honest. Stranger: plzz cumon You: I DON'T WANT TO CUM ON YOU YOU SICKO Stranger: im waitinf for u You: Stop trying to make me do things I don't want to do, you're scaring me. You: Don't make me call the police, you told me where you live and they don't like paedos. Stranger: u've chatted so long with me......... Stranger: u must hav found sumthin interesting Stranger: so y dont u cum plz You: It's quite amusing speaking to you yes, paedos are like a lower life form, like slugs or cacti. Stranger: watever u say........cum on yahoo You: Don't talk to me about your yahoo, I don't wanna know what your name for it is. Stranger: trust me for once.......lets chat on yahoo Stranger: and ur welcum to talk the same negative stuff abt me der You: No thanks. Stranger: plz plz plz Stranger: hav sum mercy You: What for, your pitifully sized cashew penis? Stranger: even if its small, wich it is not..............it wud be okay for u as ur jus 15 You: So in other words it's small then. Stranger: no it is not small You: Ok then. Small penis. Stranger: plz cum Stranger: y u being so stubborn ? You: Because I don't want to have sex with you. You: Do you even know what a paedophile is? Stranger: i wana see u Stranger: is that possible Stranger: u can show yor pic thru chat window itself You: Why, do you want to wank over it? Stranger: yes You: Eww Stranger: im feeling horny Stranger: plz cum fast You: Fuck off will you You: You do realise you're a kiddy fiddler? Stranger: ok i am You: Don't you think that's sick? You: That you want to have sex with children who can't fight back? Stranger: i kno its bad but cant help it You: Oh whatever, just because you can't get with someone your own age. Stranger: join me at yahoo Stranger: can u plzzzzzzz ? You: Why? Stranger: its great chattin der Stranger: also wana show my pic Stranger: also wana see ur pic You: Right, well I'm going now. Hope you get caught. Stranger: do u watch porn ? You: Just so you know, all of these conversations are saved and read by the makers of this website. So you probably will get caught. Stranger: watch porn ? You: Just fuck off and get a life. You have disconnected.
13 Comments
8/29/2010 12:27:06 pm
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Anonymous
11/22/2013 02:47:41 pm
He may sound like having lust for illegal things but as long as he doesn't there's no problem. You, on the other hand, definitely sound like you need to mature alot before you become an adult. You sound like a stupid crying baby Leave a Reply. |