You: HI
Stranger: we are not friends anymore!
Stranger: I can't forgive you this time!
You: O NO... WHAT HAVE I DONE????
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
You: umm....
Stranger: last friday! ring any bells???
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO... I DIDNT MEAN IT
Stranger: that;s what you said last time! and then you did it again!
Stranger: how could you? You know how I feel about Mr. Sprinkles
You: Mr Sprinkles? No you are mistaken?
Stranger: I am not mistaken, I know what I saw
You: Ew you saw it???
Stranger: Honey, the whole town saw it
Stranger: your brother taped it and forwarded it to everyone
You: Dude that wasn't my brother...
Stranger: then..then who was it?
You: You know exactly who it was...
Stranger: ... the janitor?
You: nope...
Stranger: the homeless guy who lives outside of walmart?
You: no... it was your mother...
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: why was my mother there?!
Stranger: What did you do to her, you pervert?
You: EW... she was the one taping it...
Stranger: you let her tape it?!
Stranger: god! everyone is against me! noooooo
You: actually she was hiding in the bushes...
Stranger: then how do you know it was her and not the homeless man? They look an awful lot alike, you know!
You: thats not very nice to your mother now is it???
You: or the homeless guy actually...
Stranger: the homeless guy.. definitely
Stranger: you were the one doing obscene things in public! you have no moral high ground here
You: Obscene!? Whats Obscene about feeding ducks ???
Stranger: YOU WEREN'T WEARING ANY GLOVES!!
You: Thats coz the bread felt really good...
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA
Stranger: that really made me lol
Stranger: nice job
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