Stranger: hi asl
You: hi rather not
Stranger: u m or f
You: both
Stranger: bf n gf yh ????????
You: uhh..... sure
Stranger: r u gunna fuck
You: fuck what?
Stranger: each other
You: uhh by both i meant im a hermaphrodite
You: not 2 seperate people
Stranger: oh kool
You: yep.
Stranger: so u got cock or cunt
You: both
Stranger: u eva fuck ursel
Stranger: urself
You: ive tried
Stranger: worked
You: nope.
Stranger: hw old r u
You: 17
Stranger: where u frm
Stranger: ill fuck u if ur close to me
You: england
Stranger: south north or wt
You: south
Stranger: im from southampton
You: how lovely for you.
Stranger: where u from
You: titsbury
Stranger: where tht
You: down your mums top.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So this is my favourite conversation at the moment, it's very long but worth it! I ran into a perv on Omegle so decided to make the most out of his strangeness...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: FEMALE 15 ENGLAND
You: YOU?
Stranger: 18 m aussie
Stranger: im jenson
Stranger: and u ?
You: IM YOUR MUMS HAIRY MINGE
Stranger: okay
Stranger: so wat brings u to omegle ?
You: I HAVE NO FRIENDS
Stranger: i can b one
Stranger: can v be frnds?
You: IF IT INVOLVES SEX THEN YES
Stranger: so fast ?
You: YES
You: IM GAGGING FOR IT
Stranger: so ur hungary for satisfaction
Stranger: i'd luv to satisfy u baby
You: First of all, i am not a small European country, second, learn to spell, third omg what is wrong with you, you're eighteen and on omegle saying "i'd luv to satisfy u baby" to a fifteen year old? Thats sick, seek mental help. Even better, buy a gun, blow your brains out. Go back to World of Warcraft. Faggot.
Stranger: hey chill
Stranger: u only said that ur desperate for sex
You: You called me a small european country, that doesn't mean i am one.
Stranger: i didnt say anything like this miss
You: "so ur HUNGARY for satisfaction" google it, also google paedophile...then IQ test.
You: You'll be lucky to get more than six on that last one.
Stranger: i meant hungry
Stranger: cant v chat normally ?
You: Hmm, yes, I'm sure your friends would be really impressed to find out you want to give 15 year olds satisfaction. That's if you have any, which I doubt you do.
Stranger: take a chill
Stranger: wats the big deal abt it ?
Stranger: everyone does sex
Stranger: v r born bcoz of sex
Stranger: wats the reason to be ashamed abt it ?
Stranger: y r u getting so hyper abt it ?
You: Be that as it is, not many people desire sex with underage girls, last time i checked Australia is nowhere near Texas.
You: Oh and also, because its illegal.
Stranger: no one cares
Stranger: all these things happen
You: I'm sure the guys in prison would care when they're beating the shit out of you and probably fucking you in the ass. They don't tend to like baby fuckers.
Stranger: hey plz chill
Stranger: can v chat normally plz ?
You: No, i want you to stab yourself in the heart. Then i'll consider it.
Stranger: plz do it
You: Do what, you? In your dreams you sick fuck.
Stranger: go to hell u small bitch
You: No, you go to hell with your small cock. That would only "satisfy" underage children.
Stranger: its a big one
Stranger: 8inch
Stranger: it wont fit in yor ass
You: Aww you poor thing, isn't that a shame for you? That you can't fit it into children's assholes. You must be pissed.
Stranger: my dick is so big that yor ass cant take it
You: Yeah that's why you're getting so pissed off. Calm down paedo.
Stranger: if u go on bed with me, il insert it forcibly
Stranger: then u'll bleed n moan
You: Lush. You sure know how to sweet talk a girl into bed.
Stranger: so r u interested sweetie ?
You: Sure, what's your address?
Stranger: melbourne aussie
You: Oh I think I have an aunt that lives there.
You: I usually go up in the olidays.
You: holidays, even.
Stranger: lets meet and hav fun
Stranger: many exotic beaches here
You: I'd quite like sex on the beach.
Stranger: sex on beach at nite........wat say ?
You: Sounds nice.
You: No one to hear me scream. Because I'm only 15.
Stranger: u wudnt need to scream
You:
Umm, I think I might seeing as you'd technically be raping me. Or maybe not because your cock is so small, either way.
Stranger: dont u wana get down with me..... y wud i rape u ?
You: Because having sex with someone underage is always rape.
Stranger: cant v stop getting into arguments ?
Stranger: u wana join me at yahoo ?
Stranger: i can show my pic to u
You: I'm alright thanks, I'm not really into nerds with small penises.
Stranger: my penis is damn 8 inch
Stranger: a normal size is 6-7 inch
Stranger: those who say its 11 or so are liars
Stranger: rarely men hav 11+ penis
You: Yes but lets be honest, if you really are 18 with an 8 inch penis then you wouldn't be sat on omegle chatting to little girls, you'd be out with your mates or having sex. Unless you're really ugly.
Stranger: im not really here for sex
Stranger: jus came to chat casually
You: .......So you are ugly then.
Stranger: y dont u see my pic
You: I'm quite happy with my eyesight how it is thanks.
Stranger: show ur pic..........r u too beautiful ?
Stranger: wat hapnd now ?
You: Go die.
Stranger: mail it
Stranger: *censored*@gmail.com
You: Naked?
Stranger: no a normal pic
You: But I though you were a child predator?
You: Thought
Stranger: can u stop it now ?
Stranger: im online at yahoo
Stranger: cm join me lets chat der
You: What, so we can have wild sexy times over the internet?
Stranger: wat do u mean ?
You: Well whatever it is you sad people do seeing as you're too ugly or fat to go outside and meet real people.
Stranger: plz join me at yahoo
Stranger: lets chat der
Stranger: *censored*@yahoo.com
Stranger: u cuming ?
You: No thanks, I'm 15.
Stranger: hey plz wana chat normally
Stranger: plz cum
You: I don't really want to cum for you to be honest.
Stranger: plzz cumon
You: I DON'T WANT TO CUM ON YOU YOU SICKO
Stranger: im waitinf for u
You: Stop trying to make me do things I don't want to do, you're scaring me.
You: Don't make me call the police, you told me where you live and they don't like paedos.
Stranger: u've chatted so long with me.........
Stranger: u must hav found sumthin interesting
Stranger: so y dont u cum plz
You: It's quite amusing speaking to you yes, paedos are like a lower life form, like slugs or cacti.
Stranger: watever u say........cum on yahoo
You: Don't talk to me about your yahoo, I don't wanna know what your name for it is.
Stranger: trust me for once.......lets chat on yahoo
Stranger: and ur welcum to talk the same negative stuff abt me der
You: No thanks.
Stranger: plz plz plz
Stranger: hav sum mercy
You: What for, your pitifully sized cashew penis?
Stranger: even if its small, wich it is not..............it wud be okay for u as ur jus 15
You: So in other words it's small then.
Stranger: no it is not small
You: Ok then. Small penis.
Stranger: plz cum
Stranger: y u being so stubborn ?
You: Because I don't want to have sex with you.
You: Do you even know what a paedophile is?
Stranger: i wana see u
Stranger: is that possible
Stranger: u can show yor pic thru chat window itself
You: Why, do you want to wank over it?
Stranger: yes
You: Eww
Stranger: im feeling horny
Stranger: plz cum fast
You: Fuck off will you
You: You do realise you're a kiddy fiddler?
Stranger: ok i am
You: Don't you think that's sick?
You: That you want to have sex with children who can't fight back?
Stranger: i kno its bad but cant help it
You: Oh whatever, just because you can't get with someone your own age.
Stranger: join me at yahoo
Stranger: can u plzzzzzzz ?
You: Why?
Stranger: its great chattin der
Stranger: also wana show my pic
Stranger: also wana see ur pic
You: Right, well I'm going now. Hope you get caught.
Stranger: do u watch porn ?
You: Just so you know, all of these conversations are saved and read by the makers of this website. So you probably will get caught.
Stranger: watch porn ?
You: Just fuck off and get a life.
You have disconnected.