You: HI Stranger: we are not friends anymore! Stranger: I can't forgive you this time! You: O NO... WHAT HAVE I DONE???? Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! You: umm.... Stranger: last friday! ring any bells??? You: NOOOOOOOOOOO... I DIDNT MEAN IT Stranger: that;s what you said last time! and then you did it again! Stranger: how could you? You know how I feel about Mr. Sprinkles You: Mr Sprinkles? No you are mistaken? Stranger: I am not mistaken, I know what I saw You: Ew you saw it??? Stranger: Honey, the whole town saw it Stranger: your brother taped it and forwarded it to everyone You: Dude that wasn't my brother... Stranger: then..then who was it? You: You know exactly who it was... Stranger: ... the janitor? You: nope... Stranger: the homeless guy who lives outside of walmart? You: no... it was your mother... Stranger: WHAT? Stranger: why was my mother there?! Stranger: What did you do to her, you pervert? You: EW... she was the one taping it... Stranger: you let her tape it?! Stranger: god! everyone is against me! noooooo You: actually she was hiding in the bushes... Stranger: then how do you know it was her and not the homeless man? They look an awful lot alike, you know! You: thats not very nice to your mother now is it??? You: or the homeless guy actually... Stranger: the homeless guy.. definitely Stranger: you were the one doing obscene things in public! you have no moral high ground here You: Obscene!? Whats Obscene about feeding ducks ??? Stranger: YOU WEREN'T WEARING ANY GLOVES!! You: Thats coz the bread felt really good... Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA Stranger: that really made me lol Stranger: nice job
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This is a conversationI had with someone interested in *cyber roleplay.* Pretty
normal for this website, but there's a catch... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: looking for horny Female to roleplay cyber You: HOW LOVELY FOR YOU Stranger: asl? You: 17/F/USA Stranger: 17/M/Poland Stranger: how about a roleplay in which we're sibling? You: EW You: SERIOUSLY? Stranger: why not? ;> You: YOU'D ENJOY SHAGGING YOU'RE OWN SISTER? (HYPOTHETICALLY) Stranger: step one :) Stranger: not real ones Stranger: let's say our parents met and we're step-sister and bro Stranger: I'm sporty, dark brown hair You: fun.... Stranger: we're lone home Stranger: I'm reading a book in my room, with slightly open door, so you can peek inside Stranger: dressed only in boxers Stranger: laying on the bed face down You: i thought you were reading a book? Stranger: yeah Stranger: reading a book layiing on stomach Stranger: you know You: how can you be face down and reading a book at the same time? Stranger: well used a bad word Stranger: you know what i mean Stranger: laying on stomach, resting head on hands and book laying open on bed Stranger: and reading it You: what book is it? Stranger: let's say something entertaining Stranger: but intelligent Stranger: like Pratchett Stranger: so? You: i don't really like pratchett... Stranger: will you come in or sneak inside or anything_ Stranger: _ Stranger: ? You: well... i'd walk in and punch you for being a incestual perv... Your conversational partner has disconnected. *****************************************************************************************
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hii... Stranger: gay? You: nope... Your conversational partner has disconnected. ***************************************************************************************** Emma 26 May at 19:52 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HEy You: hii You: OMG Stranger: YES? You: I JUST SAW SOMETHING... Stranger: OMG OMG OMG Stranger: WHAT? You: SOMETHING SCARY... Stranger: OMG OMG OMG HOW SCARY You: LIKE AS SCARY AS IF A SPIDER AND A SNAKE JUMPED ON YOUR FACE AT THE SAME TIME You: IN THE DARK!!!!1 Stranger: Sounds like a loooooooooooooooooong story You: no no no... I JUST SAW IT... You: ITS A THING BUT I CANT QUITE MAKE IT OUT Stranger: turn the light on? You: I THINK ITS... You: I THINK You: ITS YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 Stranger: didnt see that coming :/ You: lol im jk,,, You: i like to annoy people... You: my friend normally comes on here pretending to be an old man... who very sweaty... ***************************************************************************************** Emma 08 June at 19:10 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Are you older than 30? Stranger: yes Stranger: 40 Stranger: why You: I like old people Stranger: me tooo :)))) Stranger: how old r u' You: 18 You: but I still like old people ;) Stranger: i like young pussy :))) You: ew You: I prefer dogs You: much more loyal.. You: :) Stranger: i think we should date ;D You: where are you from? Stranger: florida You: whereabouts? Stranger: Ocala You: No way Stranger: yes way! Stranger: where you from? Stranger: ? You: Gainseville You: ;) Stranger: in florida Stranger: ? You: http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=Florida+Map&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq&hnear=Florida%2C+USA&gl=uk&ei=JoQOTKCKJsKN4gb2kYDLDA&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CBoQ8gEwAA You: Map Stranger: holy ballsack we are close You: yeah... I know ;) Stranger: WE SHOULD MEET UP SOMEWHERE You: ok... You: except... You: are you really 40? Stranger: NO MORE LIKE 39 You: ok... but have you got a picture or something... ;) Stranger: one second Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/CENSORED Stranger: HELLO You: hii Stranger: look at me? :)) You: is that your kid? Stranger: no my sisters You have disconnected. ***************************************************************************************** You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: OMG LOOK BEHIND YOU Stranger: asl? You: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU NOT SEE IT???? Stranger: yes Stranger: its a wall You: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE??? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ***************************************************************************************** You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: PENIS Stranger: Hola Stranger: Me gusta mucho You: PENIS Stranger: Tu eres un nino You: PENIS Stranger: Yo tambien senor You: PENIS Stranger: Te gusta la pepino? You: PENIS Stranger: Sii muy bien You: PENIS Stranger: Tu eres loco You: PENIS Stranger: Pone el pepino en mi china You: PENIS Stranger: Sii te gusta PENIS? You: PENIS You: PENIS Stranger: Adios senor Your conversational partner has disconnected. ***************************************************************************************** |
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